apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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