I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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