I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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