im gay
i know
yea but for you.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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