Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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