i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
time to smoke my breakfast
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
tell me about the fingering
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