Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Randomize
