I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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