i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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