some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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