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• (954): View more from Florida

  we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5

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  thats barely a game just flip a coin

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  should we drink on heads or tails?

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?

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• (806): View more from Texas

  Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?

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  Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way

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• (408): View more from California

  Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship

  (817): View more from Texas

  Last one there wins

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• (925): View more from California

  She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.

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• (310): View more from California

  I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Matt's offering to breast feed it.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?

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  I see you found the nyquil...

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."

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