More tranny stories later!
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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