The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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