Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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