She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
My breasts were aching with rage.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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