And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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