I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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