my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
That accounts for only three of the penises
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
