I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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