Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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