That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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