I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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