So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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