Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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