Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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