But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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