the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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