This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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