worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
