Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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