Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?

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(212): View more from New York

R you on birth control?

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No, why?

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...no reason

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(604): View more from British Columbia

omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life

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I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.

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(912): View more from Georgia

She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.

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(702): View more from Nevada

One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell

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(831): View more from California

I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.

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(310): View more from California

she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving

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(775): View more from Nevada

I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night

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