I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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