At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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