He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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