How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I think im going to throw up on grandma
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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