if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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