We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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