Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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