I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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