at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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