do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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