If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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