Jerry, you need to find god
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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