how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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