Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Randomize
