You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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