So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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