You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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