Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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