They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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