I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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