It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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