We won't sleep together?
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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