Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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