he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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