what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
But theres a keg here and me gusta
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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