sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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