I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
there is glitter all over my balls
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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