Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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