Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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